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Spaceball One Battle Ship
Craft: Spaceball One
Type: Custom Transforming Battle Ship
Scale: Capital
Length: 20km
Crew: 50,000; Gunners: 645
Passengers: 200,000
Cargo Capacity: 50 million tons
Consumables: 10 years
Hyperdrive Multiplier: (Light X2) (Ridiculous X1) (Ludicrous X1/2)
Backup: x10
Nav Computer: Yes
Maneuverability: 0D
Space: 7
Atmosphere: 350; 1000 kmh
Hull: 6D
Shields: 6D
Sensors:
- Passive: 500/1D
- Scan: 700/2D
- Search: 1000/3D
- Focus: 100/5D
Weapons:
- 200 Turbolaser Cannons
- Scale: Capital
Fire Arc: 30 Fore, 30 Aft, 60 Starboard, 60 Port,
20 Turret
Crew: 1
Fire Control: 2D
Space: 10-30/120/250
Atmosphere: 1km-3km/12km/25km
Damage: 6D
- 200 Ion Cannons
- Scale: Capital
Fire Arc: 30 Fore, 30 Aft, 60 Starboard, 60 Port,
20 Turret
Crew: 1
Fire Control: 2D
Space: 10-30/120/250
Atmosphere: 1km-3km/12km/25km
Damage: 5D Ionization
- 1 Super Tractor Beam
- Scale: Death Star, but can focus on Starfighter scale objects
Fire Arc: Fore
Crew: 5
Fire Control: 3D
Space: 20-50/200/400
Atmosphere: 2km-3km/20km/40km
Strength: 2D
- 50 Tractor Beams
- Scale: Capital
Fire Arc: 5 Fore, 5 Aft, 15 Starboard, 15 Port, 10
Turret
Crew: 2
Fire Control: 1D
Space: 7-20/40/70
Atmosphere: 700m-2km/4km/7km
Strength: 5D
- 60 Spaceball X Missile Tubes
- Scale: Capital
Fire Arc: 10 Fore, 10 Aft, 20 Starboard, 20 Port
Crew: 2
Fire Control: 1D
Space: 20-40/100/200
Atmosphere: 2km-4km/10km/20km
Damage: 8D
- Vaccu-Suck Atmospheric Removal System
- Scale: Death Star
Crew: 20
Effect: removes all air from a planet's atmosphere
Transporter System
- Effect: Teleports crew members from place to place. Has a difficulty of moderate to operate. Failure can be fatal, humiliating, or often both.
Metamorphosis Matrix
- Effect: Transforms Spaceball One into (dumdum-dum) Mega Maid, a giant cleaning lady. They can only use the Vaccu-Suck in this mode. She has a Strength of 3D (Capital scale) and a Dexterity of 2D (Capital scale). Spaceball One is the largest ship in the galaxy capable of making planetary landings. It contains a torture chamber, a three-ring circus, a shopping mall, a zoo, and live musicians for incidental music. Its bridge crew consists of members of the Asshole family, who serve loyally. It has a full complement of support vehicles, and a full 5000 spaceball troopers. A self-destruct mechanism is located just under and behind the bridge (in the core of Mega Maid's head). The commander of Spaceball One is Colonel Sanders, loyal servant of President Scroob, and Dark Helmet, master of the Down Side of the Schwartz.
Note: The scale of this ship is probably very incorrect, but it is a comedy, and no attempt was made to keep the scale constant there. As a matter of fact, in the film itself, the ship either appears to be really huge (opening), the size of a Super Star Destroyer (when attacking the Mercedes), or larger than the Death Star 2(when sucking the air from Druidia). This is my compromise between them.
